Conversation Histories: It’s a Peacock thing!
 
  Me:  Hello…Hello….Amma… can you hear me?     Amma:  You just left! What happened?     Me:  (* excitedly *)  ….Amma… there’s a peacock perched on the rooftop of a house on my way to the bus stop!!!     Amma: (* skeptically *)  Look more closely…that must be a crow or a hen. Peacock!? Ha… and that too in Trivandrum??? Mmm but…are you sure it’s one?…look more carefully…     Me:  (* irritated * desperate * ) : Aiyyooooo….IT IS A PEACOCK!!! I’m SURE.     Amma :  (* uncertainly *): eh?... mmm…      Me:  (* nail-bitingly *) Wait!! Guess I was a bit too loud. I’ve scared it off. Ohh!  It’s jumped on to the coconut grove adjacent to the house now. Ah! There it is…I am watching it.     Amma: (* blandly *) What’s it doing now?     Me:  (* breathlessly *)   It’s pecking at the ground & strutting around in the grove. Oh!... I wish I was carrying a camera phone at least… I could’ve shown you…     Amma:  (* non-chalantly *): Pecking at the ground…hmmm….that’s exactly what a guinea...
 
 
